misanthropicmessiah:

Classic. I posted this like three days ago and someone lifts it from my page and makes it their own post. Good old tumblr.

misanthropicmessiah:

Classic. I posted this like three days ago and someone lifts it from my page and makes it their own post. Good old tumblr.

(Source: likama, via vomitus-creeper)

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oceanmurmur-s:

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 


davidgether given—tothewild all the food!

oceanmurmur-s:

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

davidgether given—tothewild all the food!

(Source: powerrangersvintage, via davidgether)

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I have to be up in 3 hours to get on a plane. Goodnight. See you in 9 days tumblr

@1 week ago with 1 note
#cruise #carnival cruise #carnival spirit 

Fear that my carry on luggage will be opened for inspection tomorrow in front of my family and i’ll die of embarrassment. 

@1 week ago with 3 notes
#dear airline dont look in there #its basically just sex toys and a hair straightener #and heels 
mr-tease:

Heel be back.

mr-tease:

Heel be back.

(Source: alexskinks)

@1 week ago with 3671 notes

This time tomorrow I’ll be cruising to New Caledonia!

@1 week ago
#and now to start packing 

(Source: kittensplaypenshop, via lewdself)

@1 hour ago with 1674 notes
15-year-old me:MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now:for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
@20 hours ago with 57158 notes

jaimesvoice:

brothers.

(Source: jaimesvoice, via meowth-thaats-right)

@1 day ago with 114191 notes

violent-lullaby:

SOME OF MY BEST PALS ARE ON A CRUISE AND I MISS THEM SO MUCH OMFG CAN YOU COME HOME PLEASE given—tothewild oceanmurmur-s davidgether mr-tease

I’m home!

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